Apologies for the late comic, dear reader – every time we let you down, a little part of me dies. I might try a moisturizing hand lotion, could help.
Thus concludes The Seduction… for now. Do you really have to ask a succubus to do, uh, things with you? I assumed they were like vampires – you have to invite them in. Which has always seemed silly, really. I mean, vampires do that hypnotic stare thing, and succubi are… well, totally hot. If you invite a demon in when your will is already completely dominated by them, does that even count?
We’ll leave that question up to the philosophers. Those that haven’t already been exsanguinated, I mean.
What further horrors could the offices of Dubious Holdings, LLC, possibly contain? Find out – next week!